Thanks for checking out If you're looking for bootleg concert footage or backyard wrestling clips, you've come to the wrong place. I try to update the page as often as I can, but my entire workforce consists of me and a guy in Birmingham and we both already have jobs, so cut me a break. Now, a little about me and my philosophies to get you started: favorite movie Ė "Jaws," musician Ė Dwight Yoakam, TV show Ė "M*A*S*H" and "Seinfeld," athlete Ė Larry Nance, city Ė Nashville. If you're not doing squats, youíre not really working out. Why doesnít Elisabeth Shue get more work? If you hear a talk show host doing trivia, heís a hack. Of all the dreadful, dying, decaying Rust-Belt/Midwestern cities, Columbus, OH is easily the best. Go visit a national park.

You canít both claim to be a conservative and support George Bush at the same time. Brittany Spears = skank, Paris Hilton = still kind of sexy. I miss Conway Twitty. Underrated: apricots, sun dried tomatoes and artichokes. Give me a good piece of fish over a good steak any day. Iím not controversial, Iím honest. Most people with blogs are self-important posers who arenít smart or dedicated enough to get into the real media. If you find yourself posting on a message board more than once a day, reassess. If you find yourself wearing a sports jersey anywhere other than a game, reassess. If youíre in more than two fantasy football leagues or poker nights, reassess.

High school sucks, college rocks. If you go to Manhattan and eat in a chain restaurant at Times Square, you deserve food poisoning. The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers. Sports halls of fame have become meaningless. Newspapers are dead and so is the nightly network news. If youíre not up by 8 a.m., you donít matter unless youíre in a band or a bartender. I keep hearing that Islam is a religion of peace, but if thatís true, how come Muslims are at war with their neighbors everywhere they live? Iíd have no problem putting someone who litters in prison.

One more thing, this page was set up and is maintained entirely by my good friend Kenny Smith, check him out at and tell him 'Thanks' for me.