Thanks for checking out chaddscott.com.
If you're looking for bootleg concert footage or backyard wrestling
clips, you've come to the wrong place. I try to update the page as
often as I can, but my entire workforce consists of me and a guy in
Birmingham and we both already have jobs, so cut me a break. Now, a
little about me and my philosophies to get you started: favorite
movie Ė "Jaws," musician Ė Dwight Yoakam, TV show Ė "M*A*S*H" and
"Seinfeld," athlete Ė Larry Nance, city Ė Nashville. If you're not
doing squats, youíre not really working out. Why doesnít Elisabeth
Shue get more work? If you hear a talk show host doing trivia,
heís a hack. Of all the dreadful, dying, decaying Rust-Belt/Midwestern
cities, Columbus, OH is easily the best. Go visit a national park.
You canít both claim to be a conservative and support George Bush at
the same time. Brittany Spears = skank, Paris Hilton = still kind of
sexy. I miss Conway Twitty. Underrated: apricots, sun dried tomatoes
and artichokes. Give me a good piece of fish over a good steak any
day. Iím not controversial, Iím honest. Most people with blogs are
self-important posers who arenít smart or dedicated enough to get
into the real media. If you find yourself posting on a message board
more than once a day, reassess. If you find yourself wearing a sports
jersey anywhere other than a game, reassess. If youíre in more than
two fantasy football leagues or poker nights, reassess.
High school sucks, college rocks. If you go to Manhattan and eat in a chain
restaurant at Times Square, you deserve food poisoning. The streets
will flow with the blood of the non-believers. Sports halls of fame
have become meaningless. Newspapers are dead and so is the nightly
network news. If youíre not up by 8 a.m., you donít matter unless
youíre in a band or a bartender. I keep hearing that Islam is a
religion of peace, but if thatís true, how come Muslims are at war
with their neighbors everywhere they live? Iíd have no problem
putting someone who litters in prison.
One more thing, this page was set up and is maintained entirely by
my good friend Kenny Smith, check him out at kennysmith.org
and tell him 'Thanks' for me.