Thanks for checking out, between breaking ‘cruitin news and the latest upskirt shots of Brittney Spears, I know this was a huge sacrifice. I’d like to tell everyone how much I appreciate the support for the tremendous response to in January. Between January 12th and the 22nd, received 180,000 “hits” with a high of 49,000+ on the 17th. Since you’re obviously fascinated by me, here’s some interesting things you may not know and a glimpse into my world:

I’ve been to the Playboy Mansion. I don’t like these kids’ shoes with the wheels in them, just don’t. If you’re looking for someone to blame for why you’re a big, fat, fattie, go straight to the nearest mirror and stare. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Some trees are more important than some people. I wish the US women’s pro soccer league would return. People who vacation with their dogs should stay in kennels. New York City has the most overrated sports fans in America. I hate shaving. I’ll take hair metal over grunge rock any day. When did it become ok for women to wear sweat-suits anywhere – you may be hot, but you look like crap? I love smoothies. If their cultures are equal, how come the Jews have built a paradise in 50 years where for centuries before them the Muslims had nothing, but desert. I have three phobias: public restrooms and locker rooms and rats. Camaros are cool, they always have been and they always will be.

One more thing, this page was set up and is maintained entirely by my good friend Kenny Smith, check him out at and tell him 'Thanks' for me.